May
14
i have no idea whats this is but i know i want it
(via thepandawithinsomnia)
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when your playing hide and seek and cant find anywhere to hide so when you hear ‘ready or not here i come’ your all like:
(via death-by-lulz)
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May
13
This is Beth. She’s what you could call an “active person”. She works out 5 times a week. She enjoys running (15-20 mi/wk), swimming, hiking, trail running, and playing volleyball. What doesn’t she do? Fit into Abercrombie jeans. She’s a size 12. She doesn’t fit into their mold of “thin and beautiful”.
Abercrombie can sell whatever clothes they want (and I won’t be buying them), but please stop defending them by using the argument that if you can’t fit into their clothes, you’re fat and unhealthy.
(via thepandawithinsomnia)
When you put something down for a minute and it completely disappears from the face of the earth.
(via amberhaspelsl)
That moment when you’re playing hide and seek and they’re about to find you.
It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…
funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.
^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY
i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
(via laughcentre)
I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying “never mind”.
I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE
(via legit-humour)
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